Hey sleepy, that very large lady with her gown open reminds me of a predicament I once found myself in.
I was visiting a relative in hospital and directly opposite him was an elderly chap, lying on the bed, wearing pj's. (Just to clarify - the chap was wearing the pj's - not the bed).
Anyhoo, his pj bottoms were gaping at the fly and his ..... err ...... {ahem} meat and two veg were on show. I didn't know whether to go over to him and cover him up, it didn't seem right to just leave him exposed like that.
So I pulled his curtain round him, and found a nurse to sort him out.