Weeing in the wardrobe

[Ankou]

My mate Nigel had a penchant for getting up in the night and weeing in the wardrobe after a night on the sauce. He said he thought it was the toilet when I shared a hotel room with him once, and when we were skiing once he weed in the corner of a bedroom he was sharing with another mate.

I wouldn't mind, but there was a bath, a shower, a sink, a garden and blinkin bidet justwaiting for some tinkle.

[roomster]

My chap has done this once in our bedroom, drew the curtain and against the windowsill. When i woke up to this it startled him and he continued to wee on the bed. I went mad, ordering him to the bathroom where he set up camp in the bath!!!

[Ankou]

Its a bloke thing right?, well not me of course, but other blokes.

[roomster]

Must be a bloke thing, i have been uncontrollably drunk many times but have never ****** anywhere but the toilet. Even my dad once came home from his 50th party (when i was still living with parents) thought my bedroom was bathroom and trashed the place, luckily my mum caught him before any peeing occured!

[phillipa.d]

Hi Ankou and Roomster
Yes, my ex used to do this too, after a few drinks. He did it at home, on holiday, where ever. I have lost count of the number of times he did it.
Once, when I still lived at home, he got up in the middle of the night, and actually made it to the bathroom, but on the way back went left instead of right, and tried to get back into bed - with my Nan!!!
And once we were staying in a B&B in Brixham, he left the room in the middle of the night, stark naked, looking for a loo. There was a doberman that slept on the landing, and I was stark naked also, with my foot in the door so it wouldn't slam shut, trying to call him back without waking the dog!!
But the time that annoyed me the most? When my eldest was about 2, and he weed in her toybox. I don't know how long it was there for, but one day I decided to tidy it out, and there was this stale wee in there, where my baby kept her toys!! yuk, yuk, yuk!!!

Thank God he is my ex!!!

:-)

[jackthehat]

My son's best mate, 'Fred', stayed at his girlfriends house one night and blearily got up and went to the loo..........
The next morning he had a nagging feeling that he had done 'a bad thing'.....
However, nothing was said over the breakfast table and nothing was said over any meal table, etc. for the remainder of the relationship.............about 14 months.

Once they had broken up, though, the ex-girlfriend told 'Fred' that he had wandered into her younger brothers bedroom, opened up the lid of his toy-box, pi$$ed all over his teddies, closed the lid and then pulled a poster off the wall..............:o)

[sqad617]

Z..A..C.......please say it was not true.............peleeese.

[phillipa.d]

Zacs and Jack - LOL :-)

Thinking about it, my ex weed everywhere, except in his OWN wardrobe. Funny that!

[pastafreak]

One night....many,many years ago...in another lifetime-lol.....I fell asleep one night on the sofa...my partner at the time had gone to bed.
I awoke in the early hours to see him stumbling into our open plan kitchen,stop by the fridge (a american one by the way)....open the door,pull out the veggie basket..and......yup-he watered the veggies.

Had no memory of it the next morning..or so he said....;-0

[pastafreak]

have i killed another thread???

grumpppp......

[knobbynonut5]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Zzzzzzz zzzzzzzz.

Whoops sorry pasty nearly nodded off there.

I puked in the fridge once on holiday and knew nothing about it until the next morning when I went to get a drink from there and it all came flooding out.

Still cant quite figure out how none of it spilled on the floor until I opened the fridge door the next morning.

[pastafreak]

OOhhhhhh!!..GACK !!! ^^^^^^

hi knobs ;-)