Celebrity Planet (just for fun)

[BigDogsWang]

Give NASA as much funding as possible to speed up the programme to colonise Mars, or even better, Titan. 50 'Celebrities' then move in with limited amount of supplies.

No prizes, no TV camera's, no media reporting, nothing. Just return in 10 years to see who's left.

The 'Celebrities' are not volunteers, they are chosen by AB'ers and forced to go at gunpoint.

One nomination each please. For me it's Paris Hilton.

[kick3m0n]

Robert Kilroy Silk. 

[OBonio]

Gordon Brown

[Loosehead]

Well they come as a pair, Ant and Dec!

[BigDogsWang]

Lets stick with the celebrity theme please. There wouldnt be a planet big enough for politicians.

[BigDogsWang]

And before any smarta*se points out that Titan isn't a planet, I know, alright.

[Xollob]

BDW - you're too kind: Titan has some kind of atmosphere, it has mountains and lakes - I'm sure there are places in our solar system less hospitable (i.e. better suited) for our 'celebrities'.
I second your nomination of Paris Hilton. The woman is currently in Germany, where I live, and it is impossible to switch on the TV or open a newspaper without her being there in all her vacuous glory.
Lady Penelope may have been plastic, but at least she had class. And wit, wisdom, good looks...

[galltin]

John Leslie.

[butter1]

Jodie Marsh...can't stand the ugly pig!

[Gevs1966]

Vanessa Feltz

[spudqueen]

Coleen McLoughlin (Wayne Rooneys girlfriend)

[trionam]

Britney Spears

[katejess44]

Jade Goodey all the way!

[OBonio]

Ok, politicians aside (all of them would go in my book, but to Pluto or Mercury)... Sara Cox.

[kick3m0n]

ok, so I'll change it to Darren Day.

[mongos bird]

George 'Dubbya'  Bush.  The man's an @rse.

[flaming]

I'm not playing, if I can't have politicians!  You're right though there wouldn't be enough room.  I don't know enough about celebtities, as I don't look at things which might feature them.  I don't know who Paris Hilton is.  From what I read on AB I am lucky.  

I do know the names of some of the 'super models' . I think I'd nominate Naomi Campbell if we are talking that level.  My main dislike of her is that she reneged on her 'wouldn't be seen dead in fur' (or similar) statement.  Does anyone have any theories about why some women are 'supermodels' for decades?  Other new ones must come and go but aren't around enough for the world to know their names.

[EssJay1]

Does Crazy Frog count?

Please??

[evenstar]

jordan

[thikasabrik]

Both Hilton sisters would have been my first choice from my very long list of nominations but you beat me to it BDW.

I think I'll nominate Abi Titmuss. What is the point of this woman's existence?