How all careers end.

[marval]

Lawyers are disbarred

Ministers are defrocked

Electricians are delighted / refused

Far Eastern diplomats are disoriented

Drunks are distilled

Alpine climbers are dismounted

Piano tuners are unstrung

Orchestra leaders are disbanded

Artists models are deposed

Cooks are deranged

Nudists are redressed

Office clerks are defiled

Mediums are dispirited

Programmers are decoded

Accountants are discredited

Pastry chefs are deserted

Perfume makers are dissented

Butterfly collectors are debugged

Students are degraded

Bodybuilders are rebuffed

Underwear models are debriefed

Painters are discoloured

Judges are disappointed

Vegas dealers are discarded

Mathematicians are discounted

Tree surgeons disembark

Composers will decompose

Old musicians never fade away - they keep going from bar to bar

Old organists never pipe down

[chrisrob]

Train drivers are derailed.

AA patrolmen break down.

Teachers are de-structed.

[marval]

More good ones

[Reincarnated]

LOL! do you lot work at some kind of joke factory? keep em coming!

[marval]

No, but when I was born the midwife said this is your baby, and my father said that's a joke.