So

[knobbynonut5]

whats your `party trick?
can u hold a pint between your boobs?
or apply lipstick from there like molly ringwold'

can you drink copious amounts of lager or are you otherwise talented ?

spill the beans.
there may be an ab xmas party soon so you could do your star turn there .

come onnnnnnnn

[legend.isgod]

lol @newsdesk

[dot.haukes]

wooooooooooosh.................that's the sound of the collective daftness going over my head.