Irish Virginity Test

[McMouse]

Paddy and Mick are discussing Paddy's forthcoming wedding . . . "I'm not sure if my future bride is a virgin or not," he said.
Mick says, "Oh, there's an easy test for that. All you need is some red paint, some blue paint and a shovel. You paint one of your balls red and the other blue. On your honeymoon, if she laughs and says, 'Those are the funniest balls I've ever seen!' you hit her with the shovel!"

[HillyHugger]

Best in a while lol

[marval]

TeeHee

[carlton23]

Great as usual McMouse.

[zig.zag]

how do you confuse an irish gentleman?


lean 3 shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick lol

no offence lmao

[jno]

two Irishmen apply for work on a building site. The foreman says: 'As you're Irish I'd better give you an IQ test. Can you tell me the difference between a joist and a girder?'

Paddy says: 'To be sure, to be sure, Joist wrote Ulysses and Girder wrote Faust.'