One for no-one in particular, but on a similar theme...

[Bbbananas]

... If you had a boat, yacht, narrowboat, whatever... what would you call it? And why? I'd have a cornish shrimper & name it 'Salty Bill' after my dad.

[No,Knowledge]

ollocks , i liked the names jet black.

[craft1948]

did you rattle her tamborine....

[tamborine]

Oooops big bruvver is on us

[rinkins]

I'm officially corrupted. I have just seen these words...(having been reading this thread, particularly sqad's mention of Lord Byron"

It enriches those who "receive"
Without making poor those who "give"
It creates sunshine in the home (?!?!)
Fosters goodwill in business (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
And is the best antidote for trouble.....

Someone help me...

[Bbbananas]

rinkins - I have decided to leave the 'sponsored by Tena Lady' reference in. I am also going to liken the pair of them to vegetables. (2 peas in a pod).

I'm working on it - it's looking good !!

[rinkins]

Excellent!! I hope she knows what she's letting herself in for! Course she does...

[sqad617]

OK salla. I went to a party at a hospital in Bethnal Green and met this nurse. I tried my best but gave it up as a bad job.......they only got one chance with the young sqad.

Anyway some weeks later, we were dinking in the Good Samaritan on a Sateyday night and in came this Sally Army girl selling War Cries. I recognized her instantly and followed her out into the back of the pub and off we went......so tp speak.
I had great difficulty in getting her skirt up as it was quite tight, but underneath was a thick pair of stockings a suspender belt and a thick pair of knickers. I was put off, but I had shelled out on a War Cry so I pressed on with her in full regalia. She was fabulous.

[Bbbananas]

She wants me to do it!!!
She's always been a bit mad...
I think she wants a bit of an antidote to the groom's speech, the tearjerking son's speech, the cringeworthy best man's speech. I am on last..... Hee Hee.

[Bbbananas]

"They only got one chance with the young sqad"
and
"I was put off, but I had shelled out on a War Cry so I pressed on..."

LOL.

[Bbbananas]

I'm so impressed - I have got 150 replies on my thread - the first time ever I think.
But, the original topic seems to have gone awry a bit.

If I had a very elegant Halberg Rasse 42 footer, I would call her 'Grace'.
anyone remember what I'm on about?!!!

[craft1948]

"I'd shelled out for War Cry"..........was that the foreplay

[Bbbananas]

Cheap tart....
(Sqad I mean!)

[Ankou]

War Cry? is that like Brut 55 ?

[tamborine]

addendum - not me but another tambou'rine!

[Ankou]

er, typo. I meant Brut 33.

[Joy11]

Well done salla pet, I'm impessed,,,

[craft1948]

sorry tambo....

[Bbbananas]

Oh, I give up on boat names - back to golden showers. It would be more of a clear shower if one had drunk the requisite 2 litres of water per day wouldn't it?

And with that thought - I'm going home to have a birthday drinkie poos with my mate Tara-ra-bum-ti-eh. Chilled rose in the garden methinks with the exchange of birthday pressies. Hangover tomorrow ;-(

Thanks for the laughs guys.

[Joy11]

byeeeeeeeeee
salla, enjoy

[mrs.chappie]

I didn't know about such things until t'internet became popular.

I feel such a twit when I look through old photos and I am sporting a pearl necklace - used to wear one for work - thought I looked the bees' knees in it.

Wish some bu88er had told me it had hidden meanings.

[:o(

Anyhoo sal, I'd call my boat Crafty Cazz, 'cos Cazz is one of my nicknames, and I like crafting.

[:o)