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Most annoying advert.
My most annoying advert at the moment is that stupid 'Quote me happy happy happy' I scream at the TV when its on, I know I should go out more.
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Pizza Hut where the father mother and two lads sit down and the father makes them get their "ice-cream factory" whilst sneaking pizza until they realise because it is the rule. What a load of stupid nonsense....because kids a) really are that stupid and b) a small pizza and two ice-creams would really feed a family of four - get real.
ALL the no win no fee pond life ambulance chasing adverts - they appeal to the lowest common denominator and your average pikey "....I was on my way to collect my giro when I tripped over a paving slab that was raised by a nanometre, and I want my �2k to spend on more cheap Argos gold, tats, fat girl leggings and replica Chelsea shirts for my six kids with six different fathers etc etc...."
Bitter? No, just sick of pikeys.
Here endeth the rant.
But the worst of all has to be Ocean Finance, "give Ocean Finance a gaoow, just give give 'em a gaoow". Talk about pinpointing your demographic. According to overpaid ad-execs, all working class people have local accents, bad hair, flower-patterned furniture and bad credit. No mention of the facts and figures, just that they're very helpfull and take anyone. So if you're desperate and thick give Ocean Finance a gaoow, just give 'em a gaoow.
New ad, new post. The gormless man ogling the woman in the tube train. She gets off and shakes her tictacs at him. WHY??? Is this some obscure custom revived from a corner of ancient Britain?
And then, if that's not bad enough, he says.... 'Did she just shake her tictacs at me?' What? Of course she bl**dy did! Is he visually and mentally challenged? Not visually, the way he was staring at her so obviously the second option.
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