mrs maverick has a new project for me......

[stokemaveric]

she now wants decking in the garden....will i be able to build it....or is it going to cost me �������s women eh?

[legend.isgod]

depends stokey


will she be wanting them wee blue led lights sunk into it too ?�?�

lol

[legend.isgod]

if someone does it for you it will cost .
but

and its a big butt

as the bishop nsaid to theactress


badly done decking loooks sh�t


so be warned.

either way it can be expensive

[joggerjayne]

Get a "little man" to come and do it.

Stokey ... are you a Stoke fan?

I'm only asking because I think they've survived.

[legend.isgod]

of course he is


like im a god


and youre a jogger



?�?� d t h �?�?�

[noway2]

stoke i put 6euro on those 8 horses,and got back 1.50c.will your winnings not pay for the decking.

[joggerjayne]

But Leggy ...

I really am a jogger

Whereas if you really were a god ... would you actually exist?

And if you did ... wouldn't you be too busy doing miracles to waste time on AB ???

[legend.isgod]

thats so cynical


jesus didnt save himself did he ?


similarly people who can tell fortunes dont tell their own.

�?�? d t h�?�

[stokemaveric]

AM I A STOKE FAN??????????????? is the pope catholic?????...is the queen english????? is legend a god?????........er yes jj i am a stoke fan.....lol

[Nannyjillx2]

Tell her decking is so last year and see what she says. Failing that I'd get someone in to do it, as your enthusiasm for the project isn't shining through in your post.

[legend.isgod]

btw jayne

according to stokey


i am a legend


lol

[pastafreak]

Will this help you decide??

http://www.gardenadvice.co.uk/howto/garden-bui ld/decking/index.html

lol

[stokemaveric]

errrrrrr i think ill get a man in.....lol.....thank you pasta.....

[sn�gs]

Crazy pave the whole lot... stick a few figurines here and there... maybe one of those wooden imitation wells... classy...

[legend.isgod]

lol stokey

hi pasty


anyone else watching the daavinci code on channel 5?


im catching up before i can download the new film lol

[stokemaveric]

nah legend the mrs is watching the secret millionaire....im sure she thinks thats me.....lol

[legend.isgod]

welll if is me


its a friggen secret to me too.


lol


i think snaggys right


add a few of them solar powered silver carraige lights tooo

welll classsy


lol

[pastafreak]

I didn't know it was on..I watched The Secret Millionaire also

[legend.isgod]

programme follows it about the davinci code



soooooo


is mary mgdalene buried beneath the louvre in paris then ?�?�

[craft1948]

she wants some decking stoke..............hope she likes rats.....they love decking...

[tamborine]

Just cover the area with ground plastic & fill with sea pebbles....tell her-indoors your waiting for decking delivery (lie) by the time she twigs she'll have seen the benefit of pebbles instead.