Just been to see my youngest sis who is noted for her lack of culinary skills. When she said she'd make us toasties for lunch I thought I was safe. The toasties contained tomato puree & crab sticks. They were horrible!
Aah, bless her. I expect she thought she was being very innovative - quite a Nigella.
My friend Lil is of very similar capability in the culinary department. I gave her the recipe for a greek stifado the other day... she asked if she should go to the butchers or Ann Summers for the ingredients.