Do policewomen

[logic]

ever get a bobby's helmet,?

[dustinmyeye]

pregnant women can legally pee in a policemans helmet !

i wonder if you need to carry a positive pregnancy test with you to get away with that .

[Bbbananas]

Hee Hee.

Only if they make the arrest up a back passage......

[logic]

FFS SALLA stop it.

[rinkins]

PMSL salla I nearly choked on me egg sarni

[logic]

signing off fer a while ,my sides are aching, and my eyes are running.

[dustinmyeye]

swine flu ^^^

[Bbbananas]

Just cos they're pigs?

[Bbbananas]

I had police lodgers years ago. The biggest bunch of crooks & thugs ever! Drink..soft drugs...sex...partying..petty thievery. They made great lodgers though - but unfortunately I never got within touching distance of a truncheon.

[No,Knowledge]

sallabananas
Thurs 14/05/09
12:50 I had police lodgers years ago

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i thought that said

sallabananas
Thurs 14/05/09
12:50 I had police Todgers years ago

[Bbbananas]

I've never had a policeman no-know. I often proposition them when in the back of the panda car after being arrested for my prolific shoplifting, but bribery has never worked so far.....