Is a "Swiss Army Wife"

[McMouse]

a woman that can iron with one foot, cook a meal with her right hand, vacuum with her other foot and masturbate you with her left hand.

[Joy11]

whooa be careful McMouse, I came under fire last night for posting something that kids could see if they logged in here,,,,,,don't want it to happen to you,,

[Claud.Butler]

I have a Swiss army knife. Never had a Swiss army wife. But unless she's a contortionist I can't imagine she could do all those useful tasks at once.

[Panic Button]

Have you got her number, Vibra?

[logic]

what's she doing with her mouth,?






OH of course, she's nagging.

[albaqwerty]

i'm left handed, female, multi-tasking but cannot iron lol

[craft1948]

no logic..........surely she'd be yodelling......

[logic]

Of course CRAFT,

[craft1948]

yes thank you vibra...........tired though as I've just had the plumber in.......

[Bbbananas]

I was once asked if I was ambidextrous.... :-)

[craft1948]

well he's coming back tomorrow :-o

[sqad617]

salla and did you reply...."Why, it's not THAT big."

[Bbbananas]

no - it was a request to service both of them at once....

OMG - can I point out - that was a joke.... it never happened....

[yogi.bear]

McMouse......you are very naughty for posting this, and i only hope you do not face the full wrath of certain posters who had a go at Joy11 yesterday for a similar post.........All sorted out now and worked out.....but ooohhhh....you may get away with it, as you're not Joy, so good luck.....and hope you're well

:0)

[Joy11]

ian you have to be one of the nicest people on here, so sincere, thank you x

[DEN53]

I second that Joy.