wouldnt it be funny if

[zzxxee]

say for example your filling out an application form or introduceing yourself you used your ab name instead of your real one imagine
hello im zzxxee pleased to meet you or
well done ummm youve got the job

[rinkins]

LMAO salla and snags =0)

[rinkins]

"Hi my name is xxxx xxxxxxxxxxxx, but you can call me rinkins!!" LOL

[zzxxee]

i hope you get the idea bigmama i wasnt takeing the **** saying you couldnt be a model if you wanted just the idea of useing your ab name in bizzare situations lol

[devilspawn]

go on zzxxee..............keep digging

[zzxxee]

sorry barmaid you havent got the job as an undertaker
that was pants zzxxee is leaving the building i thankyou

[bigmamma]

Tee hee zzxxee , no worries , I knew what you meant :-D

[sn�gs]

''Dear Ms. zzxxee... congratulations!

Your entry for ''best chat forum user name that incorporates the awkward letters at the arse end of the alphabet'' has been shortlisted...

[zzxxee]

yippee i shall go practice my acceptance speech

[zzxxee]

sorry squad 617 your application to join the armed forces has been unsuccessful

[curvybird]

Nice one Z. And if u saw me you'd realise how funny it would be if I did that, my boobs are a GG cup, so I'm not so much curvy as zeppelin like. I'm 5ft 1 with a small frame, tiny hands and size 3 feet, not a good look !!!

[Bbbananas]

Bloomin heck curvy - how do you manage to stand up?!

[rinkins]

weebles wobble but they don't fall down? ;-)

[curvybird]

I was once walking back from the bar on me hols and a bloke stopped me and said ' God, u r every blokes dream ', stupidly I asked why and he said ' Hands that size to make his knob look bigger and tits to give him the titty-w@nk of a lifetime ' Mr. Curvy was less than impressed at this.
I don't tell u this as a boast, much smaller would suit me fine,the only thing I'm thankful for is they ant gone south yet !!!!

[curvybird]

But am 46 in July so it's comin' !!

[curvybird]

Oh 'eck, thought me answer would be censored so I just merrily typed away !!!!!!!!!!!

[yogi.bear]

You're still a nipper, curvybird! xxxx

loads of mileage left, sweetheart!

:0)

[Bobbisox]

Dear Joy,,,,we are happy to offer you a position......
Dear Bobbisox, not sure if you are a m/f......
Dear yogi, the bear facts are....
Dear Mrs o, all of the dinner ladies posts have gone...
Dear barmaid, the post is for that of a Lawyer,,,,
Dear craft, I'm pleased you are interested in the boat-building job on offer....Dear Leggggy, we can offer you the job in the Diplomatic Corp,,,,(luvs yer really)
Dear zzxxee, the job on offer has a week lying on,(no snoring ok) LOL