Maradona's fake willy

[joggerjayne]

Saw this in The Guardian today. Checked it out. And ...

... it's true !!!!!

Maradona had a fake willy, which he used to cheat his way through drug tests.

And ... in 2003 ... somebody nicked it.

It was obviously a pretty good replica if it fooled the doctors.

One presumes that the doctors insisted on watching him produce the sample, otherwise there would have been no need to bother with a fake willy in the first place.

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Sky-News-Arch ive/Article/200806412957050

[joggerjayne]

Wonder if it's ever been on eBay ?

[Charisse]

Oh dear, I seem to have set the chav in the community legendisodd off in a tizz again.

He has chavtourettes you know. It is quite a sad case of affairs. The doctors say that it is because the midwife dropped him on his head as she got a terrible fright as she thought it was a pot bellied pig.

Good Night Jayne, I hope that you are well. xx

[cazzz1975]

it will go nice with swede and mash

[SaintDot]

Oh dear has someone said something to upset Charisse

[joggerjayne]

I love swede ... yummy.

[leggyishetro]

lol charris mammay never liked her

she tried dropping her on her head

but her ass was so heavy she always swung round and landed on it


lol


watch the time you will neeed time to walk over to the kfc for your evening snack


a family bucket and a bottle of juice


diet coke of course as youre watchin your figure



thank god noone else is


lol

[caththecrazy]

They think they can easily sniff it out!!!

[cazzz1975]

lol @ pork sword, I love that phrase

[SaintDot]

Whiffy likes pork sword