Have you done

[NoMercy]

anything naughty today? ;-)

[NoMercy]

I've worked my fingers to the bone in the shower !

Oops - there's my naughty thing for today ^^^^

Stop telling rude jokes, NoMercy !!!

[joggerjayne]

devil ...

He's probably using the soap.

Or, as he thinks of it ... lubricant.

Or the shower gel ... lubricant.

Or shampoo ... lubricant.

Hubby's shaving gel ... lubricant.

Your conditioner ... lubricant.

Etc, etc ...

Finish the job ... make sure it's all squished down the drain hole .... and

"Hey, Mum ... finished !! ... shower's free!!"

[sn�gs]

^ Nah... he's experimenting with his mum's make up :-(

[joggerjayne]

Oooh, I see, snags.

He puts his mum's lipstick on his willy and pretends he's had a beejay, yes?

Sorry, devil ... it's probably not like this at all. He's probably revising for his GCSE's or something.

=0)

[sn�gs]

pmsl... whatever floats your boat JJ...

[sn�gs]

Now... where's that lippy...

[joggerjayne]

I don't have a teenage son.

Or any son.

Or any children.

And nobody else uses MY shower !!!!

... except my friends ... who take AGES !!!???

<:0o

[NoMercy]

Would you like to have kids, JJ?

Sometimes I think I would, but then I snap out of it........

[joggerjayne]

I would have, NoMercy ... 10 years ago.

But not now.

I wouldn't want to drop my kids off at prep school when I was nearly 50, and all the other mums were 20something.

[beejay1124]

oi JJ - you called ^^^^^^

[joggerjayne]

Now that's jolly, beejay ...

I had typed "bj" ...

... and then I thought of your name and changed it ...

to "beejay"

And now, here you are.

Good day at the office/factory/surgery/coalface/golf course?

[beejay1124]

nice to know you were thinking of me JJ-as i of you do too - so i do
ha a nice day thank you- tho i wasnt at any of them places ^

[joggerjayne]

Well, whatever you were doing, beejay ... I'm glad you had a good day. That's jolly.

x

[Stephen_G]

Evening, NM.

I went out for a jolly NOT having had a wash AND in my PJ's.

Do I qualify?

[NoMercy]

~Well, that sounds VERY naughty, Judge ! ;0