signs that you're an old fart

[joggerjayne]

You own some beige clothes.

You cook vegetables to a pulp.

You are convinced that you have a much better way of opening a carton of OJ than the method devised by the multi million dollar design dept.

You wear a coat in the car.

You think that the solution to any problem is bicarbonate of soda

... or a "nice cup of tea"

[Jan1957]

Thank God, I said no to all of the above. Feel like a spring chicken. Mind you that could be the vodka.

[dot.haukes]

blimey, I thought the signs were that your grandson asks if everything was in black and white when you were small : ((

[joggerjayne]

No, dot, but the list will include ...

You are convinced that everything you buy was better in years gone by

(because you've conveniently forgotten that, when you were younger, tellys were black and white, radios only received interference, and even toasters were sh!t)

[tamborine]

old fart? charming!

the tea fits ;(

[mrs.chappie]

You want to join in the threads on AB but you just can't be arsed to type a reply.

[:o)

[dot.haukes]

actually i can't think of anything that was better years ago, except that there was more choice, we used to go into Liverpool on the train one saturday a month when i was 18 and spend all day in the boutiques just messing about. Now there are no boutiques : (

[NoMercy]

Well, I'm definitely becoming an old fart. Love to get into my pjs and slippers as early at 6:00pm and curl up on the sofa with a mug of horlicks.

[dot.haukes]

ahhh you'll tell us owt No Mercy lol

[DrFilth]

you know you are getting older when you remember filling the tank up and asking for 9 squirts of oil





then shaking the bike from side to side



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[ummmm]

NM....where have you bee?. How dare you leave us..!!!

[ummmm]

been *

[tamborine]

you gotta be a fart if you remember Green Shield stamps and, like me, find a book of them in the cupboard - definitely been here too long!

[brenda]

i know a lot of young f**ts who have and do all those things.

Hope we are not getting ageist on this site as well as all the other cr8p.

[NoMercy]

Hi Ummmm ! I've been busy the last couple of weeks with the ex being here for his op, but he's gone back to Sunny Spain now. I'm probably heading out there next week, hopefully. x

Dot - I really do !!! lol

[mrs.chappie]

When most of the coppers look far too young to be in the Police Force.

[The.Saint]

My dad say's you know when you are getting old, when you have dry dreams and wet fart's.

[tinkertontom]

cuppa tea anyone