Welder Wanted

[liverpoolfoo]

Job Description

To weld the roof back onto a double decker bus.....

Please apply to: Sir Alex Ferguson C/O Manchester United F.C

[NoMercy]

Did he hit the roof then?

[berniecuddles]

Welder needed in liverpool to make any sort of cup out of scrap metal as they won nothing again with JEALOUS inscribed on it

[nix-j-c]

good one bernie

[craft1948]

liverpoolfoo you're on a no brainer here......

[LFCFan5]

Why wud we be jealous, won loads.

[LFCFan5]

FOR SALE: 68,000 "We won it 5 times" t-shirts in manc red. Ideal for cleaning windows or wiping ur dogs ars�. Phone [phone] and ask for Alex.

[DrFilth]

never knew this
liverpool have never won the premiership

Premier League champions Season Winner
1992�93 Manchester United
1993�94 Manchester United
1994�95 Blackburn Rovers
1995�96 Manchester United
1996�97 Manchester United
1997�98 Arsenal
1998�99 Manchester United
1999�00 Manchester United
2000�01 Manchester United
2001�02 Arsenal
2002�03 Manchester United
2003�04 Arsenal
2004�05 Chelsea
2005�06 Chelsea
2006�07 Manchester United
2007�08 Manchester United
2008�09 Manchester United



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[dot.haukes]

I'm not a Liverpool fan but I remember seeing them win the league a few times: 14 in my lifetime actually.

1900-01

1905-06

1921-22

1922-23

1946-47
1963-64

1965-66

1972-73

1975-76

1976-77
1978-79

1979-80

1981-82

1982-83

1983-84
1985-86

1987-88

1989-90

[LFCFan5]

We have won it 18 times in total before it was changed to premier League. We have won the Champions League 5 times & have the actual trophy in our trophy room (you get to keep it if you win it 5 times). You must come & visit our trophy room 1 day.
The expenses scandal has now reached Goodison, cleaners are under investigation for claiming silver polish since 1995.

[DrFilth]

lfc it is so long ago that i find it hard to bellieve, there are kids supporting liverpool who have never seen them win the league


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[dot.haukes]

I was dancing with one of the players from the winning 75-76 side when Cilla Black came up to us and said 'well done kid', she was only jealous of me frock, I think she totally blanked him cos she didn't know his name.

[Rain Man4500]

Have a look at this bizarrely coincidental sequence of championship wins...

1901 Liverpool
1906 Liverpool (We win 2 so it�s 2:0)
1908 Manchester United
1911 Manchester United (They win 2 so it�s 2-2)
1922 Liverpool
1923 Liverpool
1947 Liverpool (We win 3 so it�s 5:2)
1952 Manchester United
1956 Manchester United
1957 Manchester United (They win 3 so it�s 5-5)
1964 Liverpool (6-5)
1965 Manchester United (6-6)
1966 Liverpool (7-6)
1967 Manchester United (7-7)
1973 Liverpool
1976 Liverpool
1977 Liverpool
1979 Liverpool
1980 Liverpool
1982 Liverpool
1983 Liverpool
1984 Liverpool
1986 Liverpool
1988 Liverpool
1990 Liverpool (We win 11 so it�s 18:7)
1993 Manchester United
1994 Manchester United
1996 Manchester United
1997 Manchester United
1999 Manchester United
2000 Manchester United
2001 Manchester United
2003 Manchester United
2007 Manchester United
2008 Manchester United
2009 Manchester United (They win 11 so it�s 18:18 )

2010 and beyond? (Nobody knows for sure, but it looks good for Rafa�s reds!!)

[LFCFan5]

Dr Filth, u talk like your name lol, ud better believe it coz its true, at least them kids are true fans & not just fans coz they have seen them win, true supporters.