yet another riddle.................

[stokemaveric]

if an aircraft carrier was flying at 800 miles an hour and australia is 12000 miles away how long would it take to fly to canberra if it landed in singapore for 43 minutes?

[squarebear]

An aircraft carrier is a ship. It cannot fly

[stokemaveric]

clever s"d......................lol

[lumination]

damn...i was actually working it out, i thought it would have something to do with the time difference! i hand my head in shame...

[squarebear]

George's father has 4 sons.
One called Eeny, one called Meeny and one called Miney. What is the fourth son called?

[albaqwerty]

george

[squarebear]

lol yes.

[jackthehat]

Why do I feel that if I type 'Mo', I'd hear the QI claxon ? :o)

[jackthehat]

aaaarghhhh

Just got it !

[squarebear]

Imagine you are driving a bus.
You set off from the depot with no passengers. At the 1st stop 5 get on. At the 2nd stop, 2 get off and 3 get on. At the 3rd stop 4 get off and nobody gets on. At the last stop, all the passenger's get off. What is the bus driver's name?

[albaqwerty]

I was SOOOO tempted but brain actually kicked in lol

will now spend the rest of the day in shock

love QI

[Earl.Abuse]

well i can answer that Squarebear but i bet you can't thicko.

:0)

[crofter]

crofter!

[albaqwerty]

doh square, you are the bus driver!!!


a 747 flies from New York to California, full passenger manifesto and all crew present, unforutnately a storm brings it down close to the Rockies (Don't go all geographical here), near to the Canadian border, where did they bury the survivors?

[squarebear]

Yep, well done crofter.

[squarebear]

lol I think that was probably the first riddle I ever heard. I'll let someone else say it though, as so not to spoil it.

[albaqwerty]

ty square I always have problems trying to remember to phrase it correctly :)

[Earl.Abuse]

stop it now , you're getting silly.