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The hunchback of Notre Dame dies so they need to find a new bell-ringer.
This guy with no arms comes along and says he can do it.
"But you've got no arms!", the church boss cries, to which the guy replies, "I'll use my head."
So he takes a run up and uses his head to ring the bell, the bell makes an amazing sound and is heard by everyone for miles around, the bell ringing boss is impressed, but unfortunately he bounces of it and goes flying out of the window to his death down below.
He's lying dead on the ground and a big crowd gathers. "Who's that guy?" one person asks.
A woman shakes her head and says, "I don't know, but his face rings a bell..."
This guy with no arms comes along and says he can do it.
"But you've got no arms!", the church boss cries, to which the guy replies, "I'll use my head."
So he takes a run up and uses his head to ring the bell, the bell makes an amazing sound and is heard by everyone for miles around, the bell ringing boss is impressed, but unfortunately he bounces of it and goes flying out of the window to his death down below.
He's lying dead on the ground and a big crowd gathers. "Who's that guy?" one person asks.
A woman shakes her head and says, "I don't know, but his face rings a bell..."
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