lazy cow ... in the shower

[joggerjayne]

coffee break ...

I'm just wondering ...

I do it all in the shower. I wash, do my hair, clean my teeth, DIY (sometimes). When Pencil Dick was still around, I used to shave him in the shower.

But ... I saw a thread about where different water comes from ... hot/cold tanks, etc.

So now I'm thinking ... am I cleaning my teeth in rat wee ?

[craft1948]

..................echoes are bad.............

[joggerjayne]

It makes the taste buds on your tongue stand up, and your tongue becomes all bumpy ...

... which feels AMAZING on your psssy.

Or is that not what you were thinking of, carrust ?

[carrust]

I've never licked a cat JJ. LOL.

[rinkins]

PMSL carrust

[joggerjayne]

Probably best not to, carrust.

It's a waste of a lemon.

Oh ... limes work, as well !!!

[carrust]

I was working near Brighton last week, in a place called Peasant Green, or something like that.

[joggerjayne]

carrust ... you should have swung by.

[carrust]

i did manage an hour in Brighton when I had to pick up some materials. Saw this strange woman on the beach trying to run.
She was dressed in a bright pink shell suit, lime green trainers & had thick lensed glasses on.
She reminded me of Victoria Wood's mother on Dinner ladies...have you seen her?

[joggerjayne]

Tasteless shell suit, inappropriate trainers, thick glasses, tatty grey hair, flabby arse, bit of a woman beard ... it was me !!

[logic]

I once tried to run on Brighton beach, very difficult,

but I had been having a k/t aganst the side of the Athena B, and got caught,

[carrust]

It was love at 1st sight;-)