a little joke for all

[Joy1]

(no offence to my Irish friends on here) 'Irish Millionaire' Mick, from Dublin , appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 pounds. You've done very well so far,' said, Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter, 'but for a million pounds you've only got one lifeline left - phone a friend. Everything is riding on this question......will you go for it?' 'Sure,' said Mick. 'I'll have a go!' 'Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest?' A: Sparrow B: Thrush C: Magpie D: Cuckoo I haven't got a clue,' said Mick, 'so I'll use me last lifeline and phone me friend Paddy back home in Dublin '. Mick called up his mate, and told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him. 'Fookin hell, Mick!' cried Paddy. 'Dat's simple......it's a cuckoo.' 'Are you sure?' 'I'm fookin sure.' Mick hung up the phone and told Chris, 'I'll go wit Cuckoo as me answer.' 'Is that your final answer?' asked Chris. 'That it is, Sir.' There was a long - long pause, then the presenter screamed, 'Cuckoo is the correct answer! Mick, you've won 1 million pounds!' The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink. 'Tell me, Paddy? How in Heaven's name did you know it was da Cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest? 'Because he lives in a fookin clock!'

[knobbler]

Dats a cracker Joy

[Joy1]

aww tanks knobbs lol

[Beatrice35]

Fantastic needed a chuckle Joy :-) Murray is losing to Fernando Gonzalez the Chilean down 2 sets to 1 in the French Open so feeling upset as a big Murray supporter+ think Murray needs a miracle to turn this around. My other favourite has gone out Rafael Nadal. If Murray loses then have only one player left that like to support the Argentine Del Potro. Joy you are a Joy :-)

[No,Knowledge]

Reported!

[elcee45]

It's the way you tell them Joy1 :))

Very funny BTW

[Mctavish]

Can I just say I think that's brilliant Joy1 - I have a friend who often sends me jokes and that one is certainly going to be sent on.

[Beatrice35]

Hate the F word too NoKno yet this joke was still very funny!!
Mctavish- must dash heard hubby's van just now. Hugs, Bea :-)

[Joy1]

awww KnKn....not again (I'll get me coat)
x

[Joy1]

ooops NoKn,,,x

[Joy1]

well on that little smiley, I will bid you adieu for the time being, have a wonderful night whatever you are doing
joy x

[whifffey]

Well, as someone who won �32,000 on Millionaire I don't think it's very funny. It's very stressful sitting in that chair opposite Tarrant who is very wrinkly close up.

[knobbler]

Erm whiffey but I told you that you won �125,000 the other day and you shot me down and called me a fool for saying that and you said it was �64,000.

Now its �32,000.

Are you telling us porkies or summin on here