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From elephants to fish.
Q: What day does a fish hate?
A: Fry day.
Q: What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
A: "Dam."
Q: What do fish play on the piano?
A: Scales.
Q: What do you call a fish with no eye?
A fsh.
Q: What fish is the brightest?
A: Sunfish.
Q: What fish is the most valuable?
A: A goldfish.
Q: What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
A: He got lockjaw.
Q: What sea animal can be adjusted to play music?
A: The tune-a fish!
Q: What type of fish play poker?
A: Card sharks.
Q: Where do fish keep their money?
A: In a riverbank.
Q: Why don't oysters give to charity?
A: Because they are shellfish
Q: Why don't fish play tennis?
A: They might get caught in the net.
Q: Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
A: They have their own scales.
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A: Fry day.
Q: What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
A: "Dam."
Q: What do fish play on the piano?
A: Scales.
Q: What do you call a fish with no eye?
A fsh.
Q: What fish is the brightest?
A: Sunfish.
Q: What fish is the most valuable?
A: A goldfish.
Q: What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
A: He got lockjaw.
Q: What sea animal can be adjusted to play music?
A: The tune-a fish!
Q: What type of fish play poker?
A: Card sharks.
Q: Where do fish keep their money?
A: In a riverbank.
Q: Why don't oysters give to charity?
A: Because they are shellfish
Q: Why don't fish play tennis?
A: They might get caught in the net.
Q: Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
A: They have their own scales.
Feel free to add.
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