Harry lad.....................if you are going to insult the women on here, think of a better word than pie.
It's just so ........................laughable.
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the best I can do is suggest that you go to Kilwinning - walk up to a stranger - call him or her a pie - and then see what happens to you - if him or her ignores you it means they think you're a pie - good luck!
look - just accept the fact that you are a pie - it can sometimes be quite endearing to be called one - for example someone whispering to another "Aw look at that poor wee pie" - so don't worry!