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marval | 22:57 Wed 03rd Jun 2009 | Jokes
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Q: What do cats like on a hot day?
A: A mice cream cone.

Q: What do cats like on their hot dogs?
A: Mouse-tard.

Q: What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
A: Mice Krispies.

Q: What do you call a cat that lives in the desert?
A: Sandy Claws.

Q: What do you call a cat that sucks on lemons?
A: A sourpuss.

Q: What has more lives than a cat?
A: A frog. It croaks every night.

Q: What kind of cats like to go bowling?
A: Alley cats.

Q: What magazine do cats like to read?
A: Good Mousekeeping.

Q: What's happening when you hear "woof...splat...meow...splat?"
A: It's raining cats and dogs.

Q: How do cats greet each other at Christmas?
A: "A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year!"
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