Body & Soul18 mins ago
trying not to laugh
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why when you know you shouldn't, you end up in hysterics
a rep just came in and told me oil light had come on and could i 'help him with his dipstick' which isn't that funny at all unless you have my appaling sense of humour. the poor guy has gone off in a huff...........
a rep just came in and told me oil light had come on and could i 'help him with his dipstick' which isn't that funny at all unless you have my appaling sense of humour. the poor guy has gone off in a huff...........
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.I'm not allowed to drink because I still can't drink and not smoke.
Since a fair bit of my social life revolves around at least meeting people in the pub first before moving on, I now have curtailed that a fair bit.
Stop smoking and start living? I've stopped smoking and have no effing life!!
Ahem... Hi Fluffy, I'm in a great mood today, can you tell?
Since a fair bit of my social life revolves around at least meeting people in the pub first before moving on, I now have curtailed that a fair bit.
Stop smoking and start living? I've stopped smoking and have no effing life!!
Ahem... Hi Fluffy, I'm in a great mood today, can you tell?
roast beef monster munch, i had eatern about 10 packs int he last week, at one point unless you bought a multipack you couldn't get them and now they are everywhere, and i don't even have the giving up smoking excuse
its enough to make me want to go and have a pint and a fag, oh i will be in 2.5hrs :-)
i'm glad i'm far enough away that the stiletto aimed at my heart has no chance of hitting!
its enough to make me want to go and have a pint and a fag, oh i will be in 2.5hrs :-)
i'm glad i'm far enough away that the stiletto aimed at my heart has no chance of hitting!