My eskimo mate.

[leggysreturn]

My eskimo mate is a funny character.

Hes been to see the doctor.

Who told him hes TRIPOLAR!!

Apparently hes tried on many ocassions to get amorous with a polar bear !!!

Have you ever been temptedto try something different or unorthodox?

And i dont want any nbaughty answers folks.

[Chop-Chop]

Eskimo nell by any chance?

[leggysreturn]

Actually hes a short guy called william.

We affectionately refer to him as wee eskimo willy.

Dunno what the polar bears call him though im sure it will be something similar. : o)