I've been to pick my son up from work

[dot.haukes]

and i was pulled over by a police car with his blue lights flashing!!!! I pulled in and the policeofficer gets out and come to the window, he said i had my front fog lights on! Then he says under some road traffic act or other cos he had stopped me he could do a breath test. (he meant on me not on him) i had to sit in the back of his car and he did a check on my car details etc, he was really nice, i told him i had had a couple of drinks early afternoon, anyway i had to blow into a plastic tube and it came up 0, he gave me a little yellow slip with the time and date and his name and number on it and said it was fine.he gave me the little piece of tube too so that he wasn;t hanging on to my DNA (he said, wonder how many times he has used that line?)
Do you think he actually wants me to ring him?

[dot.haukes]

actually i think he descided to breath test me because i had no idea how to turn the fog lights off and he had to find the switch for me lol i think i must have nudged them on my accident as i set out. it did make me think though, i had no idea whether i was ok or not, i couldn;t remeber when i had last had a drink!

[MWB]

Could your son not have known how to turn the fog lights off?

[dot.haukes]

yes he did know but he was still 6 miles away at work, i had just left the house.

[MWB]

Oh.

[noway2]

LOL dot,had you got a nini-skirt and high heels on? and yes he wants you to ring him, will you? was he hot?

[kippyboo]

What planet are you on????LOL NO he was young enough to be your son put it in the **** ank for a further date.

[dot.haukes]

i'm in my orange long skirt and green T shirt, he wasn't exactly hot though, and his jokes were quite lame. he thought it was funny that i didn't know the number of my peugeot, but i never do, it;s either a 306 or a 307 i told him, (he didnlt ask but I vilunteered the info when he was loking it up on his little screen, he said he didn't need that as he went by the registration number. then he said the model number is on the back of the car anyway.

[afcjan]

I think he fancied u Dot.....go for it girl


hi MWB hows NZ this morning.

[dot.haukes]

hey l have no idea why you think age means owt, and what have you said that needs starring out? don;t be lowering the tone now

[dot.haukes]

nah afc he was very professional, apart from his poor jokes. I think he was just bored to be honest.

[kippyboo]

So he was a minger with a **** sense of humour BUT cos he wore a uniform your'e wondering if you should ring him ???????????????????????????????????????????NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HES A TROLLOP

[leggysreturn]

Do you think he actually wants me to ring him?



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[dot.haukes]

mmmmm, I;m nor sure how you mean kippy but never mind.

[pinktwink]

evening leg

is it the station number or his mobile that you got??

[MWB]

NZ is great, as always, jan.

My secret squirrel people in Auckland say your son is just fine!

[afcjan]

little sweetheart...(not what I mean but dont want to get banned) not been in touch for a week. kick him up the backside for me please. MWB.

[paraffin]

Dot, good job you weren't nicked for anything otherwise your DNA would now be on the database for time immemorial!

[dot.haukes]

I've just got the slip out the car, it's his name and number like he told me but it must be his police number like on his collar cos it is only 4 digits!!
Oh well. it says i can rate my interaction with the police at www.lanscspa.gov.uk, I might do that, Id give him 8/10, he lost 2 points cos he was trying too hard to be humourous

[MWB]

Will do, jan.

Expect contact from him within 2 days.