Feel free to not groan.

[marval]

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle; he just didn't have the balls to do it.

I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink.

I saw a beaver movie last night; it was the best dam movie I've ever seen.

Did you hear about the fire at the circus? The heat was in tents.

Somebody was running a flea circus, but a dog came and stole the show.

A circus lion won't eat clowns because they taste funny.

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

A former doctor, while auditioning for a play, broke his leg. But luckily, he could still make the cast.

I keep reading 'The Lord of the Rings' over and over. I guess it's just force of hobbit.

I like to stay current with the electrifying adventures of Sherlock ohms.


A speaker at the firearms convention had to rifle through his notes.

I watched a movie about a baby hen; it was a real chick flick.

Tickets to see Paul McCartney were over a hundred dollars each because of the Sir charge.

He didn't want to volunteer for the rodeo but he was roped into it.

The play on fishing had quite a cast.

The actor was never quite right after he retired. He had Post Dramatic Stress Disorder.

[craft1948]

sorry...........groan.............lol