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No more flowers
Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her boyfriend buying her flowers.
The Redhead sighs and says: 'Oh bother, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.'
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says: 'You don't like Getting flowers from your boyfriend?'
The redhead replies: 'I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air.'
The blonde says: .......'Don't you have a vase?'
The Redhead sighs and says: 'Oh bother, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.'
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says: 'You don't like Getting flowers from your boyfriend?'
The redhead replies: 'I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air.'
The blonde says: .......'Don't you have a vase?'
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