when you lie on the beach

[sleekit-kate]

close your eyes,sun beating down,can hear the waves,seagulls,laughter and wind,what do you think about??????

[Bbbananas]

I'd be worried that people around me could hear my wind... I'd look blase & nonchalent and pretend it wasn't me....

[mccfluff]

but we'd all know its was you salla...

no sharing leg

[leggysreturn]

in that caseill just have a wee nibble

as a gentleman i couldnt deprive you of a whole length fluffy : o)

[RumbleCrumbs]

the whole length????? In legs's case the whole length measures to just under an inch and a half,surely thats not something to scream from the rooftops is it leg???

[Bbbananas]

Phwarp............. or however you spell the noise a fart makes.

[john1066]

My mother-law...then the sun goes in....

[yogi.bear]

the sun.............then my mother-in-law comes out!!!

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[sn�gs]

John1066... you think of your M-I-L whilst you're sunbathing?!

[PaddyGuiness]

Thats a great question sleekitkate!

Well i havent been to the "seaside" here since i was knee high to a grasshopper,but ive been abroad many times,so when im on the "beach" with sexy women all around,sun blazing,good music,perfect tan,with an ice cold beer,i tend to think "WOW, im in heave! does it really get better then this! Why do i have to go back! And is that shark in the water attacking that child?

[joggerjayne]

I wonder if any of the seagulls are going to poop on me.

[yogi.bear]

Yeah.......especially if you're on black rock beach at the time, JJ............
...............very messy and unjolly!!

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[joggerjayne]

Yogi ...

At least on Black Rock you're not going to get your clothes stained, LOL

[yogi.bear]

Good point, sweetheart

A few of the big sh1tes could just hit the spot though, especially if you're stretchin'!!

Hope you're well, neighbour

love the bear xxx

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[joggerjayne]

Love The Bear ... !!

(I'm going to get a henna tattoo with that on)

=0)

[yogi.bear]

Excellent, JJ and i'm honoured too xx

You know it makes sense, and i'm so much smarter than the average bear!.......................lol xx

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[joggerjayne]

"Smarter Than The Average Bear"

That will be on the other cheek !!

LOL

[yogi.bear]

Now THAT................. i gotta see, JJ!

( bear is feeling a little hot under the fur!!)

xx

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[joggerjayne]

No fur allowed on Black Rock !

[christine847]

Kate..........absolutely nothing!