ball or aerosol ... ?

[joggerjayne]

"Neither. It's for my armpits."

Come on ... great punchlines !

We don't need the whole joke ... just the punchlines.

Here's another one ...

"Because they can't get the wrappers off."

So ... ???

[ChuckFickens]

Why do you ask, two dogs shagging?

[craft1948]

........you don't see many of them about........

[joggerjayne]

Wide mouth frog ... fab !

Logic ... that's a brilliant cat. Can I use him?

[jno]

How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?

[Yes, that is the punchline.]

[logic]

yup it's a freebie,

Got a beauty on an e/mail ,but i don't know how to get it off to put a link to it, can you help, ?

[sg]

and the Eskimo replies, "No, that's just snow on my moustache!"

[logic]

And the Gynacologist says, it's not my ring, it's my wrist watch.

[craft1948]

You can't dip a fireman in your egg...............

[Postdog]

"cos dad say's when you croak, we'll go to Disneyworld"

[Stephen_G]

"I would, but it's the only one the dog knows"

[dustypuss]

Why the long face.

[joggerjayne]

Hey ... d'you fart in my Whitbread?

No, I'm Tessa Sanderson.

[Stephen_G]

His mate replied "Have you got no respect for the dead?"

''Bet you're sorry you had me neutered.''

And the pianist says "Know it? I f***in' WROTE IT!!!!!"

Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

Beryl replies "Well, at least let me lend you a vase"

The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on of the mop bucket!"

"Just checking for bees," said Tarzan.

The Gorilla says "Oh God, it's not in the papers already, is it?"

�Brutus, you are forgetting one thing���. Away Gauls count double in Europe.�

[mushroom25]

you should've seen the monkey trying to put the cork back....