Summer Rules of Modern Life

[flip_flop]

As soon as the sun comes out, chav men will walk about bare-chested.

Three quarter length trousers look absurd on anybody over 18.

Fat men (and women) in replice football shirts is just simply wrong.

Any others?

[sara3]

muffin tops on full display.. ewwwwwwww!

[No,Knowledge]

wtf is a muffin top?

[sara3]

that wobbly roll of fat that overhangs your waistband :o/

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://s unbathingfish.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/muff in-top2.jpg&imgrefurl=http://sunbathingfish.wo rdpress.com/2009/05/12/20/&h=290&w=600&sz=61&t bnid=ey83r6IhuX9W3M:&tbnh=65&tbnw=135&prev=/im ages%3Fq%3Dmuffin%2Btop&usg=__uFPYHIaVMQuZSzMu nXHRxxWBt14=&ei=XJk4Sv-rBaGRjAfiy4SfDQ&sa=X&oi =image_result&resnum=1&ct=image

[sara3]

http://i393.photobucket.com/albums/pp19/daddyn obucks/muffin-top.jpg

[NoMercy]

Excuse me, I wear three quarter length trousers when it's really hot. !!

[No,Knowledge]

i didn't know you owned a pair of combat trousers sara.

[Androcles]

Loud music stops at the garden fence, apparently.

My garden hedge can grow as much as it likes to block out your light and give you extra work to cut it.

[NoMercy]

Euuurrggh, Sara..........I've just eaten scrambled eggs !

Yuk.

[Androcles]

And there was me thinking that Muffin was a mule!

[flip_flop]

I should qualify that - any MAN over 18 looks absurd in 3/4 length trousers.

[sara3]

yeah, the 2nd pic was me.

and I also wear cropped trousers :op

[NoMercy]

What about those people who wear flip-flops and they've got hard skin all over the heel and big toe? :-(

[flip_flop]

People that wear sunglasses indoors.

[brionon]

You are another victim of Women's magazines and TV. Try to understand;''We are not all perfect'' and we don't Care. So Look away; OK ?

[Davethedog]

3/4 yes your right however its cooler and better than shorts in the evening.

I shall carry on looking absurd.

[cazzz1975]

l would deliberately wear all the wrong stuff to annoy you, I am with brionon on this

[1ARMEDBANDIT]

How about men wearing socks with sandals on the beach!

Whenever we travel abroad we can always pick out British men. They`re the ones with baseball caps, really really tight fitting polo shirts, short trousers that`s just too long and baggy, with dirty off-white trainers or sandals with white socks.
The women wear tops that are too tight, shout at their kids while puffing on a fag-end and look too worn out to walk another 20 meters to the next tobacconist.