My mate stokey is in Guernsey for a week and he canoo give yo yoor tips, he has left me in charge, so I will hope to make you loadsa dosh in his abstinence.
So for my thirst tit I would advise you to get on my little pony in the 2.15 at haydock park tomorrow.
Then get on **** **** in the 2.50 at Croydon park and then the 5.15 from Brighton get on this, outa my brain on the train as it it a dead cert that you will be.
You have to listen to it for a few minutes .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBVqwPS3GtA