lets do a post all in rhyme i will start

[zzxxee]

hello everyone hows your day so far??

[MissNoway]

grounds-keeper willy.with a 4" willy.aint that big for a scotsman silly.

[leggysreturn]

scaredcok

is a dork

whonstrokes his own

tiny cork

theres no fun to be had

hes just a wee lad


with his pimple dick

hes feeeling verrry sick

lmao

[ScareCrow1]

leg of lard

short fat,soft but never hard

small and limp

dresses like a gimp

sex shop mogul?

more like an overweight mongrel

virgin for over 20 years

jabba the hut from to much pizza,pie,beers and queers

a more lonely guy you'll never meet

encounters in mens toilets,but he' stays descreet

a confirmed bachelor?

dont make me laugh

this guys all talk with more neck then a giraffe

a ladys man is what he's not

but in his poor lonely head

he thinks he's hot

he''ll die alone and yes he'll rot

my mate leg
answerbanks t0sspot!

LOL!

[leggysreturn]

had yur ma

shes as dry as a desert



saw you watching chugging

youre welll desperate


you cant get a wman


you know its true

they alll want 4 times the length of the dick theyd get from you

lol

[MissNoway]

very good scarecrow. .He frquents gay cafe's to find a mate,but they all laugh,and show him the gate.

[ScareCrow1]

Leg the beg

50 years old

chasing 21year olds

Is'nt that why your out on parole?

Or was it for stealing a tonne of chinese spring rolls


or was it for spending your life slaying nonexistant trolls

nah it was 8uggery

entering the wrong hole

with juan the waiter

while abusing a mole

thats just dirty

and you wanna act flirty

dont these ladies know

that your crawling with lergies

a vicious strain of warts chlamidia and herpes?

And the winner in this corner with a complete frucking verbal knockout is............................SCARECROW1 HEAVYWEIGHT VERBAL CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOOOORRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDD!

LOL!

[paraffin]

The standards are slipping quite fast
And they'll soon be a thing of the past
Get a grip of your nuts
Twitter not through yer butts
Or yer piles'll pop out of yer ass!!

[leggysreturn]

sacaredcok

alll talk


but he hides


hes a sh1tbag

a sh1tbag


guess what hes a sh1tbag


i dare him to say who he is



oh sorrry
i forgot
















hes a sh1tbag

[ScareCrow1]

Dont worry noway ive got leg in an unbreakable verbal headlock that he has no hope in getting out of! lol!

legend,aint nothing but a micro bellend,selling his backend to his crackhead friends!

oi flabbo your a woman abuser,one of lifes losers,and you wonder why no woman will choose ya?

ive won and you've lost!

lol!

[brenda]

When a rhyme descends to bollix,
Then it's time to have my Horlix.
So to all laureats , goodnight ,
Including those who type up sh*te.


Night , night everyone.

[leggysreturn]

scaredcok
i will dare you

to say who you are

but i know

like the slime that you are

you wont dare

to be fair i can see

why youre so scared of me


i know who you are and youre a joke

youre a fool

youre a wallly


so dont wait and dont pout

dont rant
and dont shout
youre tooo scared to be knopw

youre a coward

run on home



little boy

[zzxxee]

thought id start to rhyme again
or maybe play with my barbie and ken
im so hot im a sweaty pig
im so happy lets do a jig