Help....

[john1066]

i've just seen a complete episode of "Eastenders"and it's made me feel suicidal..What can I do ? Help!!

[MissNoway]

Just dont ever watch it again john.

[sn�gs]

Get yourself a chair with a wobbly leg and a rope...

[ScareCrow1]

Chat to leg and knob,and once you realise how mentally challenged and a bunch of sad losers they really are,you'll suddenly realise that your life aint nowhere as bad as theirs and you will develop a new zest and thirst for life!

[john1066]

My wife's just walked into the room...that hasn't helped...

[barney4444]

Wallop the wife with a rolled up news paper till you feel better..

[ScareCrow1]

So....................Whatcha gonna do?

[JoCan2008]

watch corrie its the bees knees

[john1066]

A rope and a wobbly chair.....Good-bye cruel world....lol x

[LaughingGirl]

Coranation St is so much beta, I'm an eastender and I can tell you, they don't carry on like they do on the soap, it's a load a crap.

[cazzz1975]

If you want to feel the whole spectrum of mental health problems may I suggest you watch all the soaps followed by hollyoaks

[ScareCrow1]

its like a mental health halfway house


Surely you mean knobbys house?

[khoey]

do nothing!
and the nutters on this site will send you further over the edge.its only pretend or hadn`t you noticed.

[aggiela]

Relax, Take a deep breath and get an episode of River City off BBC I player, you'll be crying with laughter at the end of it! (its not supposed to be a comedy)

[john1066]

I'll be back, punk......Who said that?

[sn�gs]

You still here? Rope not long enough eh ;-)

[Totterdown]

Just a general moan. Why did they transfer it to BBC2 tonight because of the tennis. Why could they not have transferred the tennis to BBC2 so those who had recorded EastEnders would not be infuriated when watching it back to be confronted by tennis?