a lot of help !

[marray]

After her wedding a girl & her new husband, who were staying at her parent's house, were getting ready for bed when the girl's father called the husband to one side. "Look" he said " my daughter's still a virgin so can you be gentle with her.... I suggest you do what I did with her mother.... every night before we got cracking I used to put my tool in a jam-jar of Vaseline". The husband nodded his okay and folowed his bride. The father and mother sat on the settee looking very apprehensive when there was an almighty scream, a few more then much gruinting, then quiet. The father said "I'll have to have a word with that lad in the morning" Sure enough he caught him coming out of the bathroom and reminded him what he used to do using the jam-jar of Vaseline.
The lad replied " Jees, can you get yours in a jam-jar ?"

[spaz101]

Best one for a while!