One who cooks potatoes and...

[magicmerlin]

peas in the same pan is very unhygienic....

[zzxxee]

why?

[whifffey]

Why? I often do, it saves on washing up. Have the potatoes on the simmer for about 20 mins, then add the peas for the final 3 mins. Perfectly safe.

[magicmerlin]

If you think about it long enough you will see what i mean...

[squarebear]

I think the joke is that they "pee" in the pan.

[whifffey]

I'm unlikely to even if I think until 4 o'clock, so how about a clue?

[magicmerlin]

Well done squarebear...

[lesblue]

It wasn't even funny forty years ago.

[whifffey]

But you put "peas" not "pees".

[magicmerlin]

Neither were you lesblue

[zzxxee]

you mean if you cook your spuds and have a wee wee in the same pan dont you????????????????

[magicmerlin]

If I had put pees it would have been too obvious, its when you say it out loud that it becomes funny.

[lesblue]

Or not funny in this case.

[whifffey]

Well you should have been explicit and put "please say this out loud", there are some stupid people on here.