pineapple

[joggerjayne]

improves the taste

[devilspawn]

you guys - very good suggestions Mr V. You obviously know how ot look after a lady with your **** tails

[Mr Veritas]

Thank you,my wife Elsie thinks so.
Mind you after 60 years she ain't going anywhere! LOL

[devilspawn]

Phil - i t would be easier to knob shirley while you are BACK on the wagon...? hell you wouldnt wanna without....?

[Philmitchleg]

hey id have athreesiome with shirly and heather


im an alkie


lool

[devilspawn]

go to your nearest AA meeting - do not pass Go..... do not collect any Chance or Community cards..... go straight to the AA meeting!!!

you need help my friend!!!! :-)

[Philmitchleg]

ill let you have a pearl necklace lol

[devilspawn]

jesus - you are really cheap - pearl!!! Unless you are going to fly me to the other side of the world and personally dive for PROPER pearls..... mmmm then the answer has to be no.

But I have to give you 10/10 for actually believing that a girl would go for that in this day and age......

Try again

[Philmitchleg]

hey they have apearl factory here in the reef free pearl earrings
and ill do the necklace lol

[devilspawn]

diamonds are a girls best friend sweetie .... i am expensive!

[Philmitchleg]

aye right

[Ice.Maiden]

Bought some pearl earrings from that place for my mum. She thought they were lovely.

[Philmitchleg]

icey u get a free pair if u visit lol

[devilspawn]

i bet you say that to everyone ya hussy!!!

[Ice.Maiden]

I bl00dy well didn't!!!! Is this a new thing???? : (

Mind you, they weren't cheapos, and I doubt they'd give away the expensive ones.

[devilspawn]

Ice - i meant Phil was a hussy!

[Ice.Maiden]

Phil'd find it difficult to be a hussy!!! Lol.