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John Holmes ... bit pathetic

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joggerjayne | 18:54 Sat 18th Jul 2009 | ChatterBank
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So I've seen some clips of this guy called

John Holmes.

He used to be a porn star (but he's dead now).

He had a big willy.

I'm not sure if we are supposed to think ... "Ooh, yummy, a nice big one".

But in the clips I've seen, he's a bit of a Tim Henman ... (he never get's past a semi). Okay, maybe 75%.

Plus ... he was a pathetic dribbler.

I can't see the deal with him at all.

Well, it was just a thought while I'm waiting for my takeaway.
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I think you need to be taken away if that's your best thought whilst waiting for food!
18:55 Sat 18th Jul 2009
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me neither :0(
18:56 Sat 18th Jul 2009
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JJ - john holmes was horrible....never mind his big willie....he was just sleazy and not even good lookin.... lol
18:57 Sat 18th Jul 2009
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I'm almost tempted to google the name........... but it seems a bit pointless ;o)
18:58 Sat 18th Jul 2009
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What takeaway you having?
18:59 Sat 18th Jul 2009
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sara3
Sat 18/07/09
18:58 I'm almost tempted to google the name........... but it seems a bit pointless ;o)
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ffs
19:00 Sat 18th Jul 2009
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Kebabs?
19:01 Sat 18th Jul 2009
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A soggy sub?
19:04 Sat 18th Jul 2009
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I think women need more than a massive willy to get our interest
19:08 Sat 18th Jul 2009
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King Dong's william was ment to be something like 20inches long
19:12 Sat 18th Jul 2009
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If it's satisfaction you're after I'd go with the take away rather than John Holmes.

If you have a complaint at least the takeaway place can try to rectify it not sure sure about Johnny.
19:20 Sat 18th Jul 2009
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johnny would rectumfy
19:25 Sat 18th Jul 2009
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is JJ going to contribute to her thread , or is she BUSY?
19:28 Sat 18th Jul 2009
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Perhaps her takeway has arrived and the delivery man is a hunk.
19:30 Sat 18th Jul 2009
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My ex showed me a few films with him in it (I think it was a case of penis envy). He really was quite ghastly.
19:51 Sat 18th Jul 2009
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Steg I think you're right there.
19:57 Sat 18th Jul 2009
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Hi guys ...

Sorry ... I posted, and then my food arrived. I've had a Chinese (curry was last night).

So nobody seems to get the deal with this guy.

It sounds like he made a lot of money, though.

Mmm ... having a rather jolly bottle of wine now.
20:02 Sat 18th Jul 2009

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