Never wear your heart on your sleeve...A moving target is more fun and harder to catch.
Don't dye your hair blonde, it doesn't suit you, you'll look like a 2$ ***** and won't realise it until you look back at old photos.
Have more sex at uni.
Take less drugs at uni and you might get a 2:1... Not that you'll ever use it particularly so sod it, have a ball...
Don't listen to your mother... No danger of that.
Always listen to your father...
That smart mouth will get you out of as much trouble as it gets you so don't worry.
Start exercising at a young age.
Don't smoke.