Answerbag your a sick idiot

[KlownMonger]

answerbag
Sat 01/08/09
14:22
because it was someone looking for their father i resisted the obvious .............feel for a pulse but klowny could not resist dragging the thread into the gutter.


Feel for a pulse? Is that funny is it,she was looking for her dead father and you think its ok to make jokes like that? And then you look down your nose at me and say that i dragged the thread into the gutter? Yeah i called knobby a gaylord,but that was before i realised what sarahs thread was about,i have since appologised,HAVE YOU SCUMBAG?

[mrs.chappie]

Anyhoo, I'd need a gas cooker, and I'm all-electric.

[ummmm]

Stop it Mrs C.....you'll just scare it.

[mrs.chappie]

Hey ummmm ....... I'm PMSL here ..... I've not laughed out loud in a long time!

[KlownMonger]

Well then thread a wire through your cl1toris and wire it to a plug and zap yourself,that'll probably is the most action down there your going to be getting this year!

[ummmm]

I know....it's been keeping me amused as well and I haven't got the house work done.

I was a bit hungover this morning and I'm covered in bruises so I'm having a lazy day.

[mrs.chappie]

Come on klown .... you can do much better than that!

[ummmm]

Plus we all can get as much action as we want since the invention of rabbits :-)

[sn�gs]

''Come on klown .... you can do much better than that!''

I too hoped for more... but I think Klown has 'peaked'...

[KlownMonger]

I can do better then that but i save my biggest wad for the big guns leg and knobby,the rest of you are tiny anchovies and im fishing for whale!

[mrs.chappie]

Ummmm, how come you're covered in bruises? Were you "falling down" drunk?

[el-knobbio]

I bet it was the ginger tom slapping her with his hard on mrs C

[ummmm]

I don't know. Gingers Aunt is over from Ireland so we went to meet them. I was drinking red wine (something I don't usually do) I felt the drink hitting me so asked Ginger to take me home. I remember getting in the car but the rest is a complete blank.

I have been informed that when we got home I seemed to have forgotten the journey and was sitting on the door step asking him to bring me home and getting quite upset about it.....lol

The bruise on my back looks like I sat down but hit the wall instead. The one on my arm is from Ginger trying to pull me in the house....The other ones???????

[tonyav]

in the throwing cake in a bin thread the klown Say's he is not saying what sex he is to keep leggy and knobby guessing. he then say's lippy was gobble gobble on his c0ck last night. so is he male or a strapadicktome ? .

[KlownMonger]

I know....it's been keeping me amused as well and I haven't got the house work done.

I was a bit hungover this morning and I'm covered in bruises so I'm having a lazy day.


Jesus,if the woman aint done the housework then you can bet that she aint washed her p*ssy either,,im betting her flange smells like rancid kippers right about now,i can just imagine her lying down on the sofa amongst used nappies and empty pot noodle pots fag in one hand special brew in the other,dirty disheveled kids half naked running in and out the house playing on top of the broken washing machines and shopping trolleys in the front garden throwing stones at passers by as the grunt and wave their fists in a prehistoric fashion............scruffy string vested drunk husband just released from the police station for knocking her about last night after catching 6 illegal immigrants having sex with her............

[KlownMonger]

Im a man obviously gaytony.