I cannot believe you said that Tartanwizard, you are one of the most regular contributors to this site more often than not one of the first to answer a question... now much as I would love to believe that you spend all day in your local internet hooked up pub with your huge group of friends posting questions and answers on here while you laugh and jape over a few beers.... I think not, you spend as much if not more time than anyone sitting alone in front of your computer and in fact are so desperate for friends and real company that you're organising a "conference" for all the other sad people from here... take a look in the mirror and ask yourself who is the sadder!