Guys, I want your stats!

[omelette]

Quiet day in the office, just being a nosy cow lol

Height, chest, weight, waist, inside leg, shoe size :o)

[sn�gs]

''(told personal trainer not to tell me in case I cried)''

How do you chart your progress then?

''How much do I weigh Mr. Personal Trainer?''

''A bit less than before''

'Yeah, but how much less?''

''A bit less... now put that cake down!''

[4getmenot]

I dont know my inside leg I guess about 30???

I;m 5'5, 36B really dont want to discuss my weight until I;ve lost a bit, no idea what size waist is either and shoe size 3, 4 or 5 depending where I go

[karma22]

Hi Omelette :-)

How r u?

My omelette recipe is really good!

[China Doll]

Bashful vibrae? Not like you! Great stats though... ;0P

Snags - A) It would be nachos and not cake B) he questioned that too... we've not quite crossed that bridge yet! I guess he knows and could just tell me what I've lost in inches? Way I see it, loose fitting clothes = good, clothes feeling snug = bad, my best mates clothes fitting = Gastrich band!

[sn�gs]

''my best mates clothes''

Is she one of them 'skinny b!tches'?

Get rid immediately ;-)

[Ankou]

china, i think mrs kou has the same idea. she and i were talking the other night about her ex and she went on to tell me what she�s lost in inches. she doesnt go to the gym though which is a bit weird.

[China Doll]

Nah... He's one of those 6'3, built like a brick out house types!

Although one of my female 'best' (such a crap term, I've got a few of the bar stewards) is like that but I'm happy because she has no boobies and childbirth will really hurt and I'm funnier than she is.... Sigh You're right, I'll get rid of that one! ;0)

[daffy654]

5'4"
34 B chest
8st
26" waist
29" inside leg
size 5 shoes

[China Doll]

Lol Anku! Nice....

I think my joke went a bit flat... I sort of meant that if I fit in to my best clothes then I'd need a gastric band because of how big I'd be, I suppose it would have helped if you all knew the mate I was referring to in person... Tumbleweed moment occurring

[mccfluff]

i work with one of them skinny b1tches and she is always moaning about how fat she is, usually whilst stuffing her face with biscuits

[sn�gs]

^ It's like the Wedding Speeches thread all over again...

[China Doll]

I'm having a lot of 'moments' lately... Hopefully they're still mildly endearing or else I'll get sectioned.

[CAJ1]

lol, I am one of those skinny bitches! ^^^

[sn�gs]

Oi! Who let ^ her in... or did you slide under the door?

[CAJ1]

lol snags, I slipped through the key hole in the door :o)

[Ankou]

well you wanna be more careful in the future. i nearly slipped there too, but fortunately my love handles saved the day.

[CAJ1]

I'm working on growing myself a pair of safety love handles for future use

[NoK]

sn�gs
Tue 04/08/09
13:54


Inside leg: 32
Shoe size: 10

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inside leg 32 ans size ten shoe???????
i always knew you was a clown snags.