Everywhere I go, I get slandered, libelled...

[Bbbananas]

... I hear words I never heard in the Bible.

What should I do?

[MWB]

A talking bible!

[craft1948]

stay in?

[Dina73]

Got to keep the customer satisfied. they are always right!....so it seems.

[joggerjayne]

Deputy Sheriff said to me ...

[joggerjayne]

I've been on the road so long my friend, and if you came along I know you couldn't disagree !

[Bbbananas]

It's the same old story.

I love this song.
And I find customers are always bl00dy dissatisfied. I am. that's why I shoplift. :-)

[joggerjayne]

Salla ...

You're a shopfitter ?

You instal shelves and counters, and things ?

[DerWangler]

that's why I shoplift. :-)

JJ , S H O P L I F T-Shoplifting (also known as PIE theft, five-finger discount, or shrinkage within the retail industry) is theft of goods from a retail establishment. It is one of the most common property crimes dealt with by police and courts.[citation needed]
Most shoplifters are amateurs; however, there are people and groups who make their living from shoplifting, and they tend to be more skilled. Some individuals shoplift in an effort to resist selling their labor, and/or to protest corporate power, or to make a political statement, even if nobody notice



S H O P L I F T !