A report from the Police and Prisons Inspectorate has criticised Cambridgeshire Constabulary for storing DNA samples, intended for use in evidence, in "less than ideal" isolated conditions.
In fact, they had them in a fridge, with some half finished take aways.
Bwaaaah Haaaaaah Haaaaaaaah !!!!
"My Lord, it appears from the DNA evidence that the deceased was murdered by the Defendant, and a chicken madras."