Things taken at their literal meaning.

[Bbbananas]

4getmenot just started a thread about almost 'jumping out her skin'. Taken literally - this is a horrid thought, not to mention vision. Just imagine it - all that bone, muscle & sinew just leaping around the room with a pile of skin left to just lay there on the floor. It would be a bit scary.

Any other sayings that taken literally, would be pretty damn awful?

[craft1948]

dressed up like a dog's dinner............

[4getmenot]

I;d love to lmao

[dustypuss]

I caught the waiters eye

On the side of gas vans it says ( smell gas ) call free . That kind of them.

[ummmm]

Cracking up laughing

[dustypuss]

Kiss your ars$

[Bbbananas]

Not so bad you two - I have cracked up laughing (facepack) and have kissed someone's @rse (not telling).

;-)

[4getmenot]

@rselicker is worse

[Bbbananas]

Oh yes - if it's not the, you know, the fleshy part of the buttocks. The err... rim bit. I haven't done that - I don't care how clean and hygienic they keep themselves.