OK Knobbs I'm sorry.

[Postdog]

You ought to know it wasn't meant (pillock...)

[Postdog]

Puds have you added me on facebook yet?

Someone did today

[EL-KN0BBS]

Oi dog handeler is this sincere and if it is just don't do it again or I will send the boys down to E4 to sort (get it sorting) you out

You plank it was all just a misunderstanding on diy

Now get back to delivering my my slowmail

[Postdog]

I wasn't sure, cos you're Dundee way (I think) and that's where this one was from. Must be Drisgirl then.

And where does the E4 lark enter the equasion - what's Chingford got to do with this?

[Postdog]

About the same distance as me and Chingford then..

[EL-KN0BBS]

E4 is near chingford

[EL-KN0BBS]

Anyway shruurrr the fook up posty I can tell that you are not your normal self on here tonight so bu'gger orf and come back when your wounds have healed

[Postdog]

E4 IS Chingford!!

[Krusty3]

Hay Postdog,
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

The pig in question being Knobby.

[EL-KN0BBS]

I like bacon stompway