Woody Allen - for both reasons! I have got quite Jewish features, and I lost my hair at the crown first, and I wear black glasses, so I was always being compared physically, but I also made light of my disasterous relationships with women - I always ended up being 'The brother I never had ...' figure, which is great if you like secrets, but not if you prefer kisses! Anyway, now that most of my hair has gone, I wear it really short, my new glasses are green, and I'm happily married to a lady who got past the 'friends' stage eventually! These days I resemble Loyd Grossman, although I can't cook very well, but my spoken English is better than his on a bad day!