as the premiership football

[brenda]

seaon opens , I have decided to re-evaluate my life.

It is my ambition to become a WAG, so any advice how to , or tips to help would be very much appreciated.
TIA.

[tamborine]

score

[brenda]

Yes please.

[NoK]

1st tip would be ........................make yourself 30 years younger grandma

[cazzz1975]

install a tanning bed and try to stop educating yourself for starters

[NoK]

and get some tit implants

[ladybird49]

Loads of surgery , new boobs new nose liposuction ... the list is endless ooh nearly forgot a labotomy

[GN0ME]

Would you rather not have artificial intelligence like me

[Panic Button]

Tanning bed cazzzz?

Vivid orange fake tan is all that is needed - oh and bleach your hair.

[cazzz1975]

tanning bed is for your classier wag, you will only attract players from the fizzy pop league with streaky orange

[brenda]

NoK --that would make me minus 5 !!!!

cazzz --no probs will do.

[brenda]

Will have to think about all the surgery and tanning business, don't know if I have the money , so donations welcome.