hogging the remote

[frankofile]

If I kill my other half for hogging the remote control 99% of the time justifiable homocide, or is that one of those weird Scottish laws

[Ankou]

i think that if the murder weapon is the remote control, then some courts will allow you off on a technicality. if however you use it to inflict prolonged torture and death upon someone by say turning it over to big brother, then you is going down for a loooooong time.

[GN0ME]

Yes but can you afford to buy the batteries for it if you kill your other half?

[ThePlayer]

Guns,car steering wheels,beers,and remotes-male items


Saucepan,baby,iron,hoover-female items

under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should the opposite member of sex EVER pick up items that has been designated by evolution for the for the other sex !

[albaqwerty]

put the batteries in the wrong way round, either when he's not looking or when they need replacing :D

[frankofile]

Love you all, except for theplayer who doesn't seem to be on my side

[ThePlayer]

lol,frankphile,if remotes were made for women they would've been pink and fluffy !

[craft1948]

if they'd been designed for men they'd have a map attached

[ThePlayer]

No craft,my chunky macho gps,tv watch does that for me !

[frankofile]

lol Player, this fluffy pink woman has a degree in microbiology but still can't get control of the remote. Still might have to kill him!!

[ThePlayer]

Its easy frank offer him yourself,beer or kebab in one hand whilst gently sneaking the remote away with your other!

[caththecrazy]

Would it be premeditated though?

[craft1948]

LOL Player.................I believe you....

[Jan1957]

Easy, have a tv in the dining room, or edroom, and the living room then you can have one each. Simples.

[albaqwerty]

maybe they hold it as a substitute for something else?
I've no idea what the somehhing else could be tho ~:D

[frankofile]

mine can hold the remote and something else. use your imagination

[frankofile]

cathythecrazy, definitly premedititated

[caththecrazy]

that's what I thought frankofile not so good then....